pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 


Mon, 21st Apr — 296,654 notes
Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.

— J. K. Rowling (via rsvnr)

Mon, 21st Apr — 205,404 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

Funny Stuff you like?


Mon, 14th Apr — 387,751 notes

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

Mon, 14th Apr — 108,572 notes
Stop romanticizing people who hurt you.

— Six Word Story #48 by absentions (via bl-ossomed)

I

(via pleasurewithpressure)

Mon, 14th Apr — 300,287 notes

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

Mon, 14th Apr — 318,631 notes
Sat, 8th Mar — 57,356 notes
riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

Fri, 7th Mar — 348,229 notes

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

Fri, 7th Mar — 768,882 notes

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on


Fri, 7th Mar — 223,527 notes
bizarreism:

The Hinatuan River is located on an island in the Philippines. It is often referred to as the “Enchanted River” because according to the stories surrounding it, no one, not even professional scuba divers have been successfully able to reach the bottom. Fisherman from the island claim that they are unable to catch a fish by hand, spear, or net.

bizarreism:

The Hinatuan River is located on an island in the Philippines. It is often referred to as the “Enchanted River” because according to the stories surrounding it, no one, not even professional scuba divers have been successfully able to reach the bottom. Fisherman from the island claim that they are unable to catch a fish by hand, spear, or net.

Sun, 2nd Mar — 93,455 notes
My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.

— Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via so-nyeo-shi-daze)

Sun, 2nd Mar — 77,494 notes
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Sun, 2nd Mar — 151,677 notes
#Tbt to when I was skinny and used to work at Hooters! 😝🐔💰💁 @kizzyy_ #hooters #thefreshman15isreal #damncollege #summer2012

#Tbt to when I was skinny and used to work at Hooters! 😝🐔💰💁 @kizzyy_ #hooters #thefreshman15isreal #damncollege #summer2012

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