Tue, 16th Sep — 130,217 notes
mayyourdreams-end:

kdbandit:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

can I pick you up on thursday? is seven okay?

IT GOT BETTER

mayyourdreams-end:

kdbandit:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

can I pick you up on thursday? is seven okay?

IT GOT BETTER

Tue, 16th Sep — 374,259 notes

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

Tue, 16th Sep — 391,069 notes
Thu, 11th Sep — 22,905 notes

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

(via tamorapierce)

Thu, 11th Sep — 127,767 notes
delamind:


we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’


Lmaoooo

delamind:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

Lmaoooo

Thu, 11th Sep — 394,410 notes

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

Thu, 11th Sep — 352,026 notes
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

— (via hookayy)

Thu, 11th Sep — 157,146 notes

Wed, 10th Sep — 65,444 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Wed, 10th Sep — 159,200 notes

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible


Wed, 10th Sep — 314,576 notes

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

princessmaru:

onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

half laughing at the dogs, half laughing at the words ‘levitating wiener’

Noah wants no part of this witchcraft.


Wed, 10th Sep — 130,441 notes
fuckinglovebrit:

Wed, 10th Sep — 67 notes

Wed, 10th Sep — 14,135 notes

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

Wed, 10th Sep — 67,057 notes